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Re: Celtic Pride Goeth before a Prediction
In a message dated 3/15/2002 9:35:41 AM Eastern Standard Time,
snoopy1@pig.net writes:
> Anyway, I
> think Ray should be congratulated for predicting such a high win total
> despite his posted misgivings about the team. I mean that, even if it
> meant I had to surrender my normal position as the person/beagle most
> optimistic about the Celtics' chances.
>
Actually, Ray's "prediction" was quite insincere. It followed statements on
how we should only win 20 so we'd draft higher, and that we'd finish in the
30-40 win range.
The 61-19, 80 game total, was no accident. Ray declared that two games would
be postponed when Osama Bin Laden was discovered hiding in Heinsohn's giant
beer keg under the press table. (imagine how bad that beer would taste!)
His actual post from the archives:
Subject: Prediction: They Should Win 20 Games
From: Way Of The Ray <<A HREF="mailto:wayray@ix.netcom.com">wayray@ix.netcom.com</A>>
Date: Tue, 30 Oct 2001 18:55:19 -0500
Organization: Way Of The Ray
Sender: <A HREF="mailto:owner-celtics@igtc.com">owner-celtics@igtc.com</A>
Yes, they should. It would help put them in a position to acquire animpact
player via the draft and break the vicious cycle of mediocrity that
currently imbues the franchise. But alas, it's not to be.What they'll do
instead is inhabit the not so sweet embrace of their usual 30 to 40 wins.
Backup centers, backup point guards, a power forward that's really a small
forward, a shooting guard that's really a small forward, non addition of
quality veterans, a reliance on rookies... the limitations of the team
stretch for miles.But being ever optimistic, I'll say they finish 61 -19 with
two games postponed, when they discover Osama Bin Laden hiding out in Tom
Heinsohn's giant beer keg under the press table. Ray
George