FWD: Worship Antoine Walker or Die!

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Subject: Worship Antoine Walker or Die!
From: S_Knight@my-dejanews.com

Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.pro


Worship Antoine Walker or you will suffer the consequences. As the
end of the world approaches, all will die unless they worship
Antoine Walker who will save us all from damnation. Watch only
celtics games and remember to donate your kind contributions to
Roger Williams, the Prophet of Antoine Walker. Antoine needs this
money in order to save the world. Because the Celtics are refusing
to give Antoine 200 million, Antoine must find other means to make
money. Little does Celtic management realize, that by not paying
Antoine, they are doomed to die as the world is turned into a
smoking cinder. Only those who worship Antoine Walker will be saved
as you will be transported to a world where you get to watch the
replay of Antoine Walker's career high of 50 points over and over
all day. And you get to discuss it with other Walker Worshippers
all night. Such paradise awaits you. Come, join the Church of
Antoine Walker and donate your money to the Prophet Roger Williams.
Worship Antoine Walker, anything else would be truly evil.
Become one with Antoine Walker as your souls intertwine. It is better
than sex. It is better than food. We await you in paradise.

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