Re: VW Warranty

[Bunmar@aol.com]

In a message dated 98-02-15 22:18:29 EST, you write:

> At 10:14 AM 2/13/98 -0500, you wrote:
>  >=}
>  >
>  >I ran a red light at 120mph, hit a deer, jumped the gaurd rail, went down
>  >the hill and into a tree. The tree collapsed and fell onto the roof of the
>  >car. Well can you believe this while I was climbing back up the hill to 
> find
>  >help a big asteroid came down and hit my car.
>  >
>  >Is this under warrenty?
>  >
>  >Just joking...there was no deer. =}
>  >
>  >
>  >Adam
>  >95' GLX
>  > Gee Adam,  The warranty wouldn't pay for the paint work on your car
>  because the asteroid hitting your car is due to an atmospheric fallout.
>  You would be required to pay for a speeding ticket, pay for the guard rail
>  damage, file a report with the Game Warden for killing the deer. The
>  Audoban Society would come after you for damaging a tree. 
>  Don't forget the tow bill for dragging the car up the hill.
>  
>  Don
>  

Also, you'd have to buy a new car!  Bummer.

Chuck