OPEN LETTER TO BERRY AND KESTAS

[Eggcentric@xxxxxxx]

Look, Berry and Kestas, let's get one thing straight here.  I AM NOT A CYBER 
STRUMPET. Furthermore, you two are not even my third or fourth or fifth 
or sixth most favorite cyber reads.  No indeed.  If I had to guess, you would 
likely be placed somewhere around 37-38th... and that only takes into 
account your ranking among IGTC listers.  Don't forget, I am also an active 
member of the Colorful Birds of Maine poster board and have my favorites
among those nature-oriented cyberites as well.

I certainly hope you have come clean with your faithful wives concerning
my presence in your lives.  Of course, aside from describing my charm, 
tact, subtlety, and thorough knowledge of all things Celtics, what you 
probably have neglected to tell the pretty little mothers of your 
children, is that I am a drop-dead gorgeous senior and are you ready 
for this - a closet Homer. 

Yes, B&K, a closet Homer.  Far as I can see, the rebuilding stops here.  
This team needs nothing but a bit of tweaking to contend for banner #17. 
A decent draft choice here and a few shrewd minimum signings there, 
and voila!  And my prediction for Kobe... I mean KEYdrick (so easy to 
confuse the two) is that with just a tad more playing time he will 
record 21 ppg, 8.3 rpg, 6.4 apg, and 4 bpg this coming season. 

Life is good.  Now on to the draft and my personal choices of Sofo 
Schortsianitis and Hoho Barbosa, or Pavo Podkolzin and Zorro Pachulia. 

Eggy