Re: So The Frauds Have Made The Playoffs

[gh18@juno.com]

Ray,

I have defended you many times on this list and probably will continue. 
I applaud you because no one on this list can get us fired up like you. 
Just when everybody is celebrating the playoffs, you throw a dagger in
our hearts to remind us why we really made the playoffs.  

Is the list mad because you told the truth or mad because the statements
came from you.  I think anybody on this list could have made the same
statements and nothing would have been said.  However, because of your
past record some people are ready to rip your head off.  

I for one thought that your message was funny with the intent of causing
confusion.  Furthermore, deep down inside you are just as proud of the
Celtics as the rest of us.  Ray thanks for the laugh and have a great
day.

Greg

On Mon, 08 Apr 2002 20:55:56 -0400 Way Of The Ray <wayray@ix.netcom.com>
writes:
> Well Congratulations.......
> 
> No, not to the Celtics. Let's congratulate those who
> are truly responsible for the Celtics current position....
> 
> Start the Roll Call:
> 
> Thank you Brian Grant and Alonzo Mourning. With you two at less 
> than
> full
> strength for the first half of the season, Miami was removed from
> playoff
> competition. They made a valiant effort in the second half, but it 
> was
> two little too late.
> Oh well, wait until next season, when the Heat get a quality PG in 
> the
> draft or do
> the long rumoured E Jones/1st pick for Odom deal.
> 
> Thank you Theo Ratliff. You big softy you. Your chronic injuries 
> along
> with  Kukoc
> becoming hurt, removed the Hawks from the playoff picture. And 
> after
> such a promising
> offseason.The Clippers thank you too, as they have your lottery 
> pick
> this year.
> 
> Thank you Grant Hill. A once promising Magic team that would have
> finished ahead of
> the Celtics in the standings, now slugs it out for a lower playoff
> position.
> 
> Thank you Isiah Thomas. You are truly the Anti-Alchemist, 
> tranforming
> gold into baser
> metals. Unbelievable, that your Pacers aren't leading the Easteern
> Conference.
> There's simply no reason, other than pitiful coaching,, that 
> Indiana
> didn't destroy
> everyone in the pathetic East.
> 
> Thank you Philadelphia 76ers. Injuries have beaten the crap out of 
> you
> this season.
> Yet another club that should have been  at the top of the heap, but 
> kept
> losing players,
> it seems like, every week.
> 
> Thank you Jamal Mashburn. Your absence was sorely felt by the 
> Hornets,
> and got the
> Celtics some much need cheapie wins.
> 
> Thanks Ilgauskas, playing at half strength, denying the Cavs from
> competing with the Celtics.
> 
> Thank you Lamar Odom for missing both Celtics games.
> 
> Thank you Shaq for saving your 40 point performance.
> 
> And Michael, and Brendan Haywood. Too bad you two never got to play
> against
> the Celtics at the same time.
> 
> And Camby, thank you for becoming injured.
> 
> Shout out too, to the missing Vince Carter.
> 
> Hey Antonio McDyess, thanks for your injury.
> 
> Ray Allen and Milwaukee, we can't leave you out. The Bucks, that's
> another
> club that was beset with injuries.
> 
> 
> The Celtics thank you all for getting them to where they are. Near 
> the
> top of the heap
> of the big manure pile that is the Eastern Conference.
> Ray
> 


Greg
gh18@juno.com

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