Re: The Amazing Townshend Brothers vs. The Bar Bimbos

In a message dated 96-07-24 11:10:19 EDT, you write:

>Dear Dr Ruth,
>
>Last night I shaved the top of me bonce (head) and repeatedly smashed my 
>face against a brick wall until my nose swelled to Townshend-esque 
>proportions. Unfortunately, this doesn't seem to have improved my luck 
>with the ladies. Where am I going wrong ?
>
>Dave
>
Dear Dave,

It's not the nose that needs to be Townshend-esque proportions....

The Doctor