headline news

        Even MuchMusic (Canadian version of MTV) picked up on Roger's
shiner.  I suddenly heard the descending chords of "Love Reign O'er", and
run to the TV.
        They had some great footage, and of course they love the eyepatch.
        Canadian television will never cease to amaze me - they don't
mention the concerts until something attention-grabbing like a black eye
happens.
        Why is it that bodily injury is always headline news?

JenniferD
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