Speeding tickets and other humorous thoughts

["Ryan Roossinck" <rooss1rs@mail.cmich.edu>]

>  GOOD:
>  A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
>  wasn't getting many. Then, he discovered the problem a
>  10-year old boy was standing up the road with a hand
>  painted sign which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer
>  then found a young accomplice down the road with a
>  sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.
> 
>  BETTER:
>  A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through
>  an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included.
>  Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
>  The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
> 
>  BEST:
>  A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the
>  motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping
>  open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to
>  sell me a ticket to the Highway Patrolmen's Ball."
>  He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls." There was
>  a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized
>  what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back
>  on his motorcycle and left. She was laughing too hard to
>  start her car for several minutes.
> 
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