Re: humor: cheetos

[greg_collins@om.cv.hp.com]

Chris:

Your a great guy, and because of that I have a request.  

You are aware of the function of this mailing list.  I believe there are other 
avenues for you to pursue sending jokes and stories unrelated to VWs.  Thanks.

G
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Subject: humor: cheetos
Author:  Non-HP-owner-jettaglx (owner-jettaglx@igtc.COM) at HP-Corvallis,mimegw1
Date:    8/17/97 6:40 PM


> A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me.  My 
> penis
> is
> orange."
>
> The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he 
> can
> check.  Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange.  Doc tells the guy, 
> "This
> is very strange.  Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of 
> stress
> in a person's life."
>
> Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy, 
> "How
> are things going at work?"
>
> The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor 
> tells
>
> him that this must be the cause of the stress.  Guy responds, "No. 
> The
> boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every 
> week
> and I had no say in anything that was happening.  I found a new job a 
> couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid
> double
> what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy." 
>
> So the doc figures this isn't the reason.  He asks the guy, "How's 
> your
> home life?"  The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months 
> ago."
> The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys 
>
> stress.
>
> Guy says, "No.  For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag.  God, 
> am
> I
> glad to be rid of that old bitch." 
>
> So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.  He inquires, 
>
> "Do
> you have any hobbies or a social life?" 
>
> The guy replies, "No, not really.  Most nights I sit home, watch some 
> porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!!!"
     
     
     
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