humor: cheetos

["christopher n. collier" <collier@iglou.com>]

> A guy goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, you've got to help me.  My
> penis
> is
> orange."
>
> The doctor pauses to think and asks the guy to drop his pants so he
> can
> check.  Damned if the guy's penis isn't orange.  Doc tells the guy,
> "This
> is very strange.  Sometimes things like this are caused by a lot of
> stress
> in a person's life."
>
> Probing as to the causes of possible stress, the doc asks the guy,
> "How
> are things going at work?"
>
> The guy responds that he was fired about six weeks ago. The doctor
> tells
>
> him that this must be the cause of the stress.  Guy responds, "No.
> The
> boss was a real asshole, I had to work 20-30 hours of overtime every
> week
> and I had no say in anything that was happening.  I found a new job a
> couple of weeks ago where I can set my own hours, I'm getting paid
> double
> what I got on the old job and the boss is a really great guy."
>
> So the doc figures this isn't the reason.  He asks the guy, "How's
> your
> home life?"  The guy says, "Well, I got divorced about eight months
> ago."
> The doc figures that this has got to be the reason for all of the guys
>
> stress.
>
> Guy says, "No.  For years, all I listened to was nag, nag, nag.  God,
> am
> I
> glad to be rid of that old bitch."
>
> So the doc takes a few minutes to think a little longer.  He inquires,
>
> "Do
> you have any hobbies or a social life?"
>
> The guy replies, "No, not really.  Most nights I sit home, watch some
> porno flicks and munch on Cheetos!!!"



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