Re: REAL MEN OF GENIUS

["Art Silva" <vzd1s1hb@xxxxxxxxxxx>]

Good one Tam.

Art
----- Original Message ----- 
From: <Tammo29@xxxxxxx>
To: <celtics@xxxxxxxx>
Sent: Saturday, January 17, 2004 8:47 PM
Subject: REAL MEN OF GENIUS


> (I know some people take things sort of personally, so just so you all
know
> I'm not posting this as an attack on anyone here. I just thought it was
pretty
> funny.  Lord knows we could use a good laugh around here.)
>
> ~~Borrowed from a University of Texas fan site.~~
>
> Quote:
>
> BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS
>
> Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!
>
> Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan
>
> "Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"
>
> Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of
athletes
> you'll never meet, losing a game.
>
> "Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"
>
> While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your
> anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible
> impact: An Internet discussion forum.
>
> "Loggin' on now!"
>
> Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which
way,
> and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks
to
> the wall b regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before
that.
>
> "See I told you sooooooo!!"
>
> And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed
as
> you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and
> mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its
jaws.
>
> "Total anonymity!"
>
> So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the
results
> you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was
because
> YOU demanded it."
>
> "Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"
>
> TAM
>
> P S  Here's to this team waking up out of it's recent nightmare and adding
> one more to the Spurs current three game losing streak.