REAL MEN OF GENIUS

[Tammo29@xxxxxxx]

(I know some people take things sort of personally, so just so you all know 
I'm not posting this as an attack on anyone here. I just thought it was pretty 
funny.  Lord knows we could use a good laugh around here.)

~~Borrowed from a University of Texas fan site.~~

Quote: 

BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS 

Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus! 

Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan 

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!" 

Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of athletes 
you'll never meet, losing a game. 

"Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!" 

While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take your 
anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least possible 
impact: An Internet discussion forum. 

"Loggin' on now!" 

Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every which way, 
and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces sticks to 
the wall b regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor before that. 

"See I told you sooooooo!!" 

And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as incensed as 
you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and 
mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its jaws. 

"Total anonymity!" 

So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the results 
you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was because 
YOU demanded it." 

"Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!" 

TAM

P S  Here's to this team waking up out of it's recent nightmare and adding 
one more to the Spurs current three game losing streak.