Re: REAL MEN OF GENIUS

[lapdoggy <lapdoggy@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

That's good, and very appropriate. I personally like the Bud Light "Mr. 
Too Much Cologne Wearer" commercial.
Funny how thinking "Out of the Box"  always leads those marketing 
directors back to making fun of Joe America.
On a side note, did you know that if a person was to wager 100 dollars 
on the Colts and Pathers to make the superbowl back in September they 
would have 50K on the line tomorrow? If you took that prop bet tonight 
the return on 100 would be 700 bucks. Props/Future stats show that 
there are 28 tickets in Vegas printed with Colts/Pathers from 
preseason. Not too shabby if it hits.






On Saturday, January 17, 2004, at 08:47  PM, Tammo29@xxxxxxx wrote:

> (I know some people take things sort of personally, so just so you all 
> know
> I'm not posting this as an attack on anyone here. I just thought it 
> was pretty
> funny.  Lord knows we could use a good laugh around here.)
>
> ~~Borrowed from a University of Texas fan site.~~
>
> Quote:
>
> BUD LIGHT PRESENTS, REAL MEN OF GENIUS
>
> Reeeeal men of geeeeeniuuuus!
>
> Today we salute YOU, Mr. Really Mad Internet Sports Fan
>
> "Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"
>
> Only YOU can fully appreciate the mind-blowing tragedy of a bunch of 
> athletes
> you'll never meet, losing a game.
>
> "Don't you TAAAAALK to me about perspective!!"
>
> While others are too preoccupied with things like real life, you take 
> your
> anger directly to the place where it will make the absolute least 
> possible
> impact: An Internet discussion forum.
>
> "Loggin' on now!"
>
> Your unique eye for logic allows you to sling turds of doom every 
> which way,
> and then brag about how you were RIGHT as soon as one of the pieces 
> sticks to
> the wall b regardless of how many dozens fell limply to the floor 
> before that.
>
> "See I told you sooooooo!!"
>
> And if some idiot newspaper columnist has the gall to not be as 
> incensed as
> you are, you unleash your fury down upon him with all the tenacity and
> mercilessness of a rabid pit bull with a tender buttock locked in its 
> jaws.
>
> "Total anonymity!"
>
> So keep clicking away, oh Marauder of the Mousepad. Because when the 
> results
> you so desire finally come about years from now, you can say it was 
> because
> YOU demanded it."
>
> "Mr. Really Mad Internet Spo-orts Fan!"
>
> TAM
>
> P S  Here's to this team waking up out of it's recent nightmare and 
> adding
> one more to the Spurs current three game losing streak.