Shawn Niles and his Bullshit

[Snoopy the Celtics Beagle <snoopy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Shawn just sent my wife an an e-mail accusing her of being just an alias 
for me, and BCC'd it (sent another copy to an unknown party).  She was 
EXTREMELY upset and showed me the e-mail.

I have HAD IT with his idiocy, and I'm going to stop him in his tracks.  So 
listen up, Shawn.

You will send an e-mail indicating you have read this post TO THE LIST.  In 
response I will send you a personal e-mail, CC'd to the listowner, that 
will give you my telephone number and permission to make ONE phone call 
TODAY.  You will make this call from your home and NOT block the caller 
ID.  You will then speak to me and my wife simultaneously.  You will then 
delete the e-mail with my phone number and never call me again.

If you call me outside of this specific circumstance, or the number ends up 
given to ANYONE from your hands, then I will make it a point of my 
existence to make your life unremittingly miserable.

You will do this TODAY, before 10:30pm EST, and then you will send another 
e-mail to the list publicly acknowledging your error and apologizing to my 
wife.

If you do not follow these instructions EXACTLY, you are forfeiting any 
claim concerning anyone's existence or lack thereof.

And you are NEVER to send her OR myself an e-mail outside the confines of 
the Celtics list again.  PERIOD.  If you do so, we will take whatever steps 
are appropriate to enforce your compliance.

This e-mail has been sent at 7:12pm EST on Thursday Oct 30, 2003  The clock 
is ticking.