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DJessen 33 wrote:

<<The deer is weakened by the winter storm and has difficulty traversing 
in the deep snow. One scruffy coyote spots the deer and bites him from
behind. See the blood spatter on the snow. See more coyotes come running.
More and more coyotes come, jumping on the back on deer, forcing it to the
ground. They rip and shred flesh, grinning as the blood drips from their
hungry fangs. The sleek and gentle deer is no more....>>

"Sleek"?

Are we talking about the same "deer" that wears #42 in the Dunkin' Donuts
commercial?  

I keep waiting to see an outake in which the short, fat guy lets Vin drive
by him, then whirls around and blocks Vin's shot from behind.

I feel bad for Vin.  But he has played HORRIBLY this year.  I find myself
getting excited every time he shows a flash of his former talents --
displaying a bit of neat footwork in the post, making a nifty pass, or
putting back an offensive rebound.  But I have to face facts.  The points
and rebounds stats don't even begin to tell the story.  He can't jump.  He
can't run.  It's like watching Artis Gilmore in green all over again.  

Does anyone know whether the NBA keeps plus/minus statistics?  I bet Vin's
"minus" is astronomical. 

Michael Gooen 
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