Re: Not a lot of good news today

["Josh O." <igtcjosh@xxxxxxxxx>]

Pretty funny, egg!

josh
--- Eggcentric@AOL.com wrote:
>     < This is getting ridiculous. Delk, Shammond,
> Bremer and Barros? >
>     -Mark Berry 
> 
>     What do you have against Dana Barros, Mark?  He
> is a mature role  
>     model and a splendid inspiration to feisty
> Lilliputians everywhere 
>     who dare to lace 'em up and dream the dream.  
> 
>     Ok, so I'm stunned.  It's almost like our Three
> Stooges were going 
>     through some weirdo Type 11 nervous breakdown
> epidemic. 
> 
>     Of course the WALLACE DISCLAIMERS (see below)
> are being set in 
>     motion faster than I can email this to the igtc
> list. 
> 
>      "As you know, Gaston wouldn't allow us a 13th
> player.  Now every 
>     decent FA (but Barros) has already been taken. "
> - Wallace
> 
>      "Dana was our first choice all along but we
> signed Bremer,  
>     Sundov, and Wolko ahead of grizzled vet Dana
> because at the time 
>     we just never dreamed we had a dog's chance in
> hell to financially 
>     compete for such a talent. " - Wallace
> 
>     "Thanks to Nike's new 8-inch platformers, Dana's
> non-NBA- 
>     minimum-height compliance becomes a non-issue. "
>   - Wallace
> 
>     "I will tell you this, Josh, that if Dana were
> in this year's draft, 
>     he would likely have been taken in the first
> five picks. "  - Wallace
> 
>     "Dana is a wholesome local boy with no police
> record and superior 
>     3-point ability.  In his recent workout at the
> Fleet, he sunk 42 
>     threes in a row until Bruno came out to guard
> him. "  - Wallace
> 
>      "In no way does the addition of Dana reflect
> upon the unexpectedly 
>     piss-poor play of SWill and Bremer.  We are
> still very pleased with 
>     the athleticism these two have displayed. "  -
> Wallace
> 
>      "Leo and I agree that Dana's toughness,
> hard-nose defense, and 
>     rebounding skills will be perfect complements to
> our team's 
>     aggressive defensive concept. "  - Wallace
> 
>     "Don't be as put off by those 35 yr. old graying
> temples as 28 
>     other GM's were,"  Wallace said with a knowing
> chuckle.  "Dana is 
>     a physical fitness freak who Obie and I expect
> will still be 
>     launching winning threes for many seasons to
> come."  - Wallace 
> 
>     Eggy                 
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