I will leave the list if...

[Mrrickpitino@aol.com]

I guess everyone is okay with your comments because nobody had the Kevin 
McHale to stand up to you and your whining. I am here to proclaim my 
independence from your communist rule and from your mailing list. I formally 
announce that unless the Celtics win every game next year and unless they 
shut out every opponent and unless the towel boy is a starter on the All-Star 
team and unless Bob Cousy returns to the team and leads it in scoring, 
assists, and rebounds, I will leave the mailing list.

Sincerely,
The Big Rick