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Steve Bulpett: Opening Night To Forget



            
              NBA has opening                  
              night to forget
              The NBA/by
              Steve Bulpett

              11/04/98

              Patrick Ewing
              was held
              scoreless last
              night on the
              date of the New
              York Knicks
              opener with the
              Celtics.

              Antoine Walker
              took not a
              single bad
              shot.

              Rick Pitino
              didn't scream
              at all.

              Pervis Ellison
              didn't play.
              Some things
              just don't
              change.

              The scheduled
              night of the
              NBA season
              premier came
              and went with
              no games
              played, and the
              needle on your
              Give-a-darn
              meter didn't
              even consider
              the possibility
              of moving. What
              if they didn't
              have a season
              and nobody
              cared?

              And speaking of
              not caring, it
              is quite
              instructive to
              note that on
              the day that
              teams were
              supposed to
              meet, the
              league and the
              players union
              did not.

              There was talk
              between lawyers
              Monday and
              there will be
              more talk
              today, but with
              so much at
              stake, the
              sides didn't
              think it
              necessary to
              even discuss
              the collective
              bargaining gulf
              that divides
              them.

              What the NBA
              will most
              undoubtedly
              find out soon
              enough is that
              there are very
              few pure
              basketball fans
              whose
              attachment to
              the game goes
              beyond all the
              muttonheaded
              maneuvers these
              millionaires --
              both in suits
              and in sneakers
              -- throw in our
              face, beyond
              all the
              multimedia
              halftime shows
              and the jump
              shots for pizza
              during
              timeouts.

              The NBA will
              learn that
              people can live
              full and
              productive
              lives without
              the presence on
              their
              television of
              self-important
              people who
              can't hit free
              throws.

              The Celtics did
              not tip off
              against the
              Knicks at 8
              p.m. last night
              in Madison
              Square Garden,
              so Bostonians
              entertained
              themselves with
              other sporting
              events -- the
              Bruins and the
              election.

              Would Joe
              Thornton score?
              Would Cellucci
              cover the
              spread.

              More people
              were worried
              yesterday about
              Willie
              McGinest's
              groin than
              Pitino's
              season. More
              people wanted
              to talk about
              some short guy
              who plays in
              Buffalo than
              about some tall
              guys who were
              supposed to be
              playing in the
              FleetCenter
              tonight. The
              NBA has been
              given November
              off for stupid
              behavior.

              Those who paid
              money for this
              evening's tilt
              with the
              dreaded Miami
              Heat and the
              dreadlocked Pat
              Riley (just
              seeing if you
              were still
              paying
              attention) will
              be forced to
              look elsewhere
              if they wish to
              be gouged for
              dinner and
              parking.

              Perhaps it's
              time to have
              that talk with
              your child that
              the public
              service
              announcements
              have been
              suggesting for
              years.

              Just make sure
              to have your
              dancing shoes
              ready when the
              kids ask why
              Shaquille
              O'Neal can't
              come over and
              play anymore.

              Explanations
              seem to be in
              short supply
              these days when
              the subject is
              professional
              basketball. And
              it wouldn't be
              so bad if the
              questions
              weren't so
              simple and
              glaring.

              Why are the
              rank and file
              members of the
              players union
              willing to lose
              paychecks just
              so the precious
              few elite won't
              have to settle
              for $15 million
              a year instead
              of the $20
              million some
              fool owner will
              be willing to
              pay just as
              soon as the
              league takes
              the child-proof
              cap off his
              wallet?

              Why are the
              owners asking
              the players to
              share their
              revenue when
              the owners
              themselves
              won't even hear
              of transferring
              some of, say,
              the Knicks'
              local revenue
              to the league's
              poorer
              franchises?

              The players
              believe the
              owners are
              trying to stick
              it to them, and
              the players are
              right. The
              owners believe
              the players are
              being greedy,
              and the owners
              are right.

              The fans
              believe they
              are again the
              ones being left
              out in the
              cold, and the
              fact they are
              absolutely
              right is all
              that is going
              to matter in
              this wicked
              game.

              When the league
              and the players
              talk about
              revenue, they
              are talking
              about you. They
              think they're
              discussion
              television and
              sponsorship
              deals and
              people in
              corporate
              offices who
              control
              advertising
              budgets. But
              you are the
              ones who watch
              TV and buy the
              products.

              You are The
              Revenue.

              And as of last
              evening, The
              Revenue was
              blissfully
              unconcerned
              about the
              absence of the
              NBA. This much
              is known. We
              are left only
              to measure the
              effects on the
              game of the
              aftershock.

              No doubt the
              NBA has had
              better opening
              nights.