Re: Way off the topic

[Kim Malo <kmalo19@idt.net>]

At 11:23 AM 8/12/98 -0700, "Greg Odegaard" <gmodegaa@longvred.rmc.com> wrote:
>The following was something I thought was pretty comical off an ESPN
>column.  It would be hard for them to make a Celtics version, because her
>fingers aren't big enough to hold 16 rings.  Though she would run your ass
>off.
>
>Anyother suggestions?
<snip>

Cute. And in the interests of gender equity:

Sprewell GI Joe -playing with this guy is guaranteed to get you all choked up

Lary Bird GI Joe -comes out of the box inquiring who intends to come in
second in this little war

Rick Pitino GI Joe -Italian designer uniform, great recruiter who gets his
guys to really hustle but seems to have a lot of turnover in the unit

Shawn Kemp GI Joe -do not -repeat, *do not*- leave this guy on his own at a
Barbie doll convention

Karl Malone GI Joe -comes with personal survival kit of K-rations and rogaine

Marv Alpert GI Joe -hey, you've gotta do something with all those Barbie
outfits and she can only wear one at a time. Special model available with
toupee launcher and working teeth.


-Kim
Kim Malo
kmalo19@idt.net