Re: Way off the topic

[Shawn Roth <ufpdev!shawnr@uunet.uu.net>]

Really good,  I like it a lot.  

How about:

Dennis Rodman Barbie:  Multiple hair colors, lots of extras, can wear either
Ken or Barbie clothes.

Charles Barkley Barbie:  Just repeats "I am not a role model" over and over.

Roberto Alomar Barbie:  If you make it mad, it spits in your face.

Karl Malone Barbie:  Neat feature where it goes bald, then you apply special
cream and the hair magically grows back.  Also a cross-over with the WWF dolls.

Shawn

Originally from Greg Odegaard:
> 
> The following was something I thought was pretty comical off an ESPN
> column.  It would be hard for them to make a Celtics version, because her
> fingers aren't big enough to hold 16 rings.  Though she would run your ass
> off.
> 
> Anyother suggestions?
> 
> 
> How about: ( And yes Shawn I do have a job, I just get bored once and
> awhile)
> 
> Rick Pitino Barbie:  Never sure if you get the truth when pulling the
> string, and you don't want to touch her hair.
> 
> Antoine Walker Barbie: Wants more than the suggested retail price, and does
> a wicked wiggle.
> 
> Dee Brown Barbie:  Lots of hops and potential, then looses it's luster
> after an hour or two.
> 
> Pervis Barbie: Badly hobbled, isn't worth playing with, but guess what, you
> own her.
> 
> Bruce Bowen Barbie:  Greatly underpriced, and you only wish there more
> available just like her.  A great investment.
> 
> Paul Pierce Barbie:  The Barbie that no one in this town can actually
> believe they were lucky enough to get.
> 
> Boston Celtics Cheerleader Barbie:  Looks cute, but no one really wants
> her, do they?
> 
> Red Auerbach Barbie:  A classic, never be another one like her, and smokes
> a mean ceegar.
> 
> Trailblazers Barbie: Has a bad mouth and a rap sheet to boot.  (Just
> checking on you Blazerfan)
> 
> Bob Ryan Barbie:  Always looking over his shoulder for people wearing the
> #8.
> 
> Ryan Lee Barbie:  Shouts and stomps her feet every month or so, then
> disappears.
> 
> 
> 
> "In fact, give me more sports-themed Barbies! I mean, why stop at NASCAR or
> the WNBA, which will come out with its own Barbie before Christmas (Motto:
> "See how heterosexual we are!"). There are so many wonderful possibilities
> for leagues, teams, even individual athletes:
> 
> MLS Barbie: Hairstyles galore.
> 
> Lakers Barbie: Less hair but more flakes.
> 
> Mariners Barbie: In honor of Randy Johnson trade, she's given away for
> free.
> 
> Bulls Barbie: Capable of losing her reputation quickly.
> 
> Piazza Barbie: Comes with suitcase.
> 
> Cowboys Barbie: Dances at gentlemen's club and "dates" Michael Irvin.
> 
> Ripken Barbie: Life-long toy that refuses to go away, like Chuckie from
> Child's Play. Insists on getting play time well after your daughter has
> grown up, gone to college and raised a family.
> 
> Raiders Barbie: Just like fans, never needs to be cleaned!
> 
> Bills Barbie: Taller than Doug Flutie.
> 
> Gretzky Barbie: Otherwise known as Janet Jones.
> 
> Lawrence Phillips Barbie: No hair (Phillips pulled it out in late-night
> dispute).
> 
> Sampras Barbie: Has absolutely nothing interesting to say. (N**h Barbie
> too)
> 
> Knicks Barbie: More multi-dimensional than any female character in a Spike
> Lee movie.
> 
> Diamondbacks Barbie: Looks great in stadium hot tub. Thinks D-Backs will
> win Super Bowl this year.
> 
> Marlins Barbie: No longer sold in South Florida stores. Shipped to San
> Diego, San Francisco and other cities after winning World Series.
> 
> Sprewell Barbie: Puts her hands on you, rather than other way around.
> 
> Cavaliers Barbie: Impossible for Shawn Kemp to get pregnant.
> 
> Wizards Barbie: Nicknamed Eve, created by God, to help look after wild man
> Rod Strickland.
> 
> Sabres Barbie: That's blood, not lipstick.
> 
> Notre Dame Barbie: Better than the rest. Just ask her. (Also N**h model)
> 
> Texas Tech Barbie: Not available until next century, when she comes off
> NCAA probation.
> 
> Braves Barbie: Wears makeup, uses sex to sell and does tomahawk, just like
> former feminist-activist Jane Fonda.
> 
> Brewers Barbie: Not as shapely as other models because of all those beers
> and brats -- but she belches on command, which guys think is pretty cool.
> 
> If you thought Beanie Babies induced mass hysteria, just wait until the
> complete Barbie sports line gets here. Give them away at games, and people
> might go see the Pittsburgh Pirates play. With proper input and design,
> Mormon bachelor Steve Young, 36, long in search of the perfect woman but
> running short on options as he gets older, might actually marry 49ers
> Barbie.
> 
> 
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