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KISS Army Charge



>Think about this statement you just made dude. "Pete Townshend & Paul Stanley
>are of the same species".  Don't you think that is stretchin it just a tiny
>little bit?
>
>Jo :)

Yeah Scott, Jo's right.  What choo been smokin'?  I bet you're a Captain in
the Kiss Army too!  :-)  All right, I never did enroll in the Army, but I was
a closet fan of KISS in the late 70s and I do like seeing them do their thing
even today.  Mc, it's all a matter of perspective.  KISS never pretended to be
the next Beatles or Beethoven, they came out with all of those bells and
whistles and never tried to be anything different.  They still put on a better
show than most of the younger bands out there, so I say, let 'em play.

But my Lord - Pete and Paul Stanley of the same species?!?  Do you goosewalk
to KISS "Alive" too?  Okay, I might goosewalk to "Cold Gin" maybe...  All
right.  You got me.  Is it because I sound too defensive?  All right then,
I'll admit it - I wasn't accepted into the KISS Army because of my flat feet,
but I enlisted dammit!  I enlisted!!!

Sad Sack in Colorado

Groucho - "Now then babboons.  Can anyone tell me what a corpuscle is?

Chico - "Sure that's easy.  First you have Captain, then you have a
Lieutenant, then you have a corpuscle."

Groucho - "Baravelli, you have the brain of a four year old boy, and I bet he
was glad to get rid of it."