Knock knock..

[lewinski@icanon.com (Joe Lewinski)]

Hello,

I was traveling with the wife and kids this weekend and
my 10-year-old daughter was reading from a knock-knock joke
book.   The "Who's there" like go me thinking... and I came
up with one that I thought was great for this forum, and 
only my wife could relate to.

Boy:    Knock knock.
Woman:  Who's there?

Boy:    Knock knock.
Woman:  Who's there?

Boy:    Knock knock.
Woman:  Who the fuck is there?

Boy:    Knock knock.
Woman opening the door:  Bloody HELL!  Why didn't you bleed'n respond?

Boy:    Pat pat.
Woman slams the door shut in disgust:  Piss off, ya little!

Man:    Who was it?
Woman:  That little Tommy Walker git!

Man:    What did he want?
Woman:  How the fuck should I know?  Probably thinks the door is his mum!

Boy:    Knock knock...


Joe in Philly

 




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