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Re: TED+BS carpet stain



> Being a analytical guy, I have to ask:  What fluid or combination of
> fluids caused the stain?  This is important to assess degree of
> embarrassment.

There was some spillage of wine during the sacred WHO ceremony
I make all my guests participate in.

Plus Kevin vomited all over the place.

That's a joke.  Both he & Stu were very well-behaved.  *I* was the one
hopping around like an idiot, drunkenly showing off all my WHO shit.

Alas, nothing got spilled.  Boring old farts, we are!


- SCHRADE in Akron