Maxim Moonie

["Robert VanBuskirk" <vankirk@ix.netcom.com>]

Hi Gang!

November's Maxim has a little pop quiz called "Are You Keith Moon?". It has
six questions to determine if you're a hard-livin' celebrity and not know
it.


Example:  You were just voted one of the sexiest men alive. How do you
celebrate?

a) Break out your old bongos and supply of hashish, strip down to your
birthday suit, and start playing loud enough for the neighbors to have you
arrested.

b) Go out to dinner with some friends and toast your success. Then go home
and start preparing for your next project.

Scoring: Nine points or fewer, your couldn't offend anyone if you tried. You
are Wilford Brimley.

Twenty points or more: You are indeed Keith Moon and are probably dead.


The picture at the top of the quiz is that famous one of Keith flashing with
the open trenchcoat.

(Oh, and lots of other VERY fine photos, guys!)


Rob in Cincy

"You can't fight City Hall, but you can goddamn sure blow it up."