[Date Prev][Date Next][Thread Prev][Thread Next][Date Index][Thread Index]
Mummy Moon
From: "Cornelia Pohdy" <babsoriley@hotmail.com>
>> >>To: thewho@igtc.com
>> >>Subject: this is INSANE!!!!!
>> >>Date: Thu, 21 Jan 1999 20:51:06 PST
>> >>
>> >>Dear Internet User,
>> >>
>> >>It is in my best intentions to inform you, the
>> >>Internet user, that there is a person who resides
>> >>at this address, namely my Mother Cornelia who
>> >>probably has made some sort of contact with you
>> >>in one way, shape or form.
>> >>
>> >>It is my understanding that this has been reason for
>> >>multitudes of negative responses which have filled
>> >>out the mailbox of this specific site with very
>> >>tedious content.
>> >>
>> >>I try my best to nip these situations in the bud
>> >>when I can, but lately, tied down with multiple
>> >>tasks and chores related to the project of cleaning
>> >>up and looking out for my mothers "accidents".....
>> >>Well....It can make a guy get a little behind.
>> >>
>> >>If you knew what it was like to clean up lunch
>> >>2 hours after it's eaten, then you may have some
>> >>sympathy with my consumed time.
>> >>
>> >>I beg of you - Do not fill this mailbox with
>> >>hatred towards my mentally challenged mother.
>> >>We let her use the Internet as a way to release
>> >>bottled up veangence. Its safe, harmless and
>> >>all in good fun.
>> >>
>> >>Trust me, she doubles over in laughter as you
>> >>people reply.
>> >>
>> >>In a way you are entertaining my lovely Mom
>> >>and helping me keep an eye on her.
>> >>
>> >>But I warn you, if you can't take the joke,
>> >>well, don't blame either of us. There are
>> >>such keys as delete keys that control such
>> >>actions, and i won't stand for unwanted
>> >>trash in this mailbox!
>> >>I don't want it!
>> >>It's stupid, and will go unread!!
>> >>
>> >>Now I will do my part and calm down Mother,
>> >>but you must do your's and leave us alone.
>> >>
>> >>Thank you.
>> >>A friend.
>> >>Stephen M. Pohdy
______________________________________________________
Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com