Kevin, re: >You mean you don't have a Star Trek (tm) equivalent for "wife's >_____"? I'm not Fire Chief O'Brien, but... unlike the original Star Trek, which was filled with very attractive women, the boring generation had some of the plainest looking bimbos one could find... Hardly what someone would be "turned on" or what would make anyone with a sense of taste, think of an equivalent for "_______". -wf