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[Bogie3200@aol.com]

a very big Star Trek fan, so I happen to like many of the characters who
are amusingly maligned by the naughty word replacements that are in frequent
use on this list.  Therefore I would like to offer for your consideration the
following replacement table:

>Naughty "S"
word......................<Picard>.............................<MCA>
>Bad "F"
word.............................<Riker>..............................<Marsh>
>Large behind..............................<Bev
Crusher>....................<Lazy Fat People>
>Bad "C"
word.............................<Troi>................................<Timoth
y White>
>Male "naughty
bit"......................<Wesley>..........................<Talmy>
>Huge male "naughty
bit"..............<Worf>..............................<Oliver Reed>
>Female
Dog................................<Kira>..............................<Ruth
Streeting>
>Act of Oral
"S"............................<Bashir>...........................<Scrump>

I didn't identify replacements for words like "nerd" or "doofus" because even
the most infantile among us is mature enough to handle being exposed to THOSE
words; they're just not very naughty, except maybe in the Brady Bunch
Universe.

Rich B.

NP:  "Jools And Jim"