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Re: Mc freaking out
> HAHA!!!! As I first read this, I said "Hey!" aloud, but then laughed
> as the joke became apparent. However, I was not the one who made the
> cocaine-traced heart medication statement. I'm not sure who did, but
> it wasn't me.
HA HA! Ha! Ha. What? It wasn't you? Seriously? Aw, fuck. I worked
so hard on that joke. Goddamnit. Shit. I don't like to start my day
off with that kind of news, Mc. I really don't.
Well, Mc, I guess I owe you an apology, don't I?. Apparently you did
*not* have anything to do with that Ray Davies shooting in your home state
of Loose Anna.
Which means, Inspector, that the real culprit is none other than.......
Joel!! I mean Joe!! I mean Ernie!! Ha HA! Case solved!
Sergeant, have Ernie arrested & charge him with shooting a member of the
Kinks. An *important* member of the Kinks.
Mc, you're free to go. But behave yourself. This is a dangerous town.
Check, please!
- SCHRADE in Akron
The Council For Secular Humanism
http://www.secularhumanism.org/