Re: ode to kevin mc

[Sroundtable@aol.com]

I think I might have reasonable grounds for a restraining order against AEB.  
There has been a strange car I keep seeing everywhere I go.  Can anyone in CA 
account for AEB's whereabouts?  Anyway, let's have a little fun with this 
latest attack.


> Kevin Mc's Personality Profile:
> 
> NEWSGROUP PERSONALITY
> 
> I am the very model of a Newsgroup personality.
> I intersperse obscenity with tedious banality.
> Addresses I have plenty of, both genuine and ghosted, too,
> On all the countless newsgroups that my drivel is cross-posted to.

Depending on what interests one, much of what gets posted here could be 
considered banal.  Don't know why you are so prudish about obscenity.  If you 
check every post I have ever made here (obviously you have the time and 
motivation to do so), you will not be able to find more that 8 or 10 curse 
words total.  That's about one per month.  I have only two e-mail addresses, 
and sroundtable is the only one I use.  This is the only newsgroup I have 
been on until joining Odds and Sods the other day on Kevin from VT's advice.  
I find it kinda boring over there.  I prefer discussions to straight 
information.  This list is better, IMO, for discusssions and opinions.

> Your bandwidth I will fritter with my whining and my snivelling,
> And you're the one who pays the bill, downloading all my drivelling.
> My enemies are numerous, and no-one would be blaming you
> For cracking my head open after I've been rudely flaming you.

Seems you and Kevin are the only "enemies" I seem to have around here, now 
that "what's his name" is gone.  Maybe Jon is, also, but he seems to do what 
you should be doing... ignoring me.  On the other hand, I am nobody's enemy.  
Other than a couple of moments of anger, for which I apologized, I don't 
attack people unless attacked first, nor do I consider myself someone's enemy.

> 
> I hate to lose an argument (by now I should be used to it).
> I wouldn't know a valid point if I was introduced to it.
> My learning is extensive but consists of mindless trivia,
> Designed to fan my ego, which is larger than Bolivia.
> The comments that I vomit forth, disguised as jest and drollery,
> Are really just an exercise in unremitting trollery.
> I say I'm frank and forthright, but that's merely lies and vanity,
> The gibberings of one who's at the limits of his sanity.

Meaningless drivel and all untrue.  As far as sanity goes, I am not the one 
writing poems to strangers on the internet and counting the number of times 
one refers to oneself in posts.**

> 
> If only I could get a life, as many people tell me to;

No, you are the only one who tells me this.  In regard to your life, see my 
previous comment.**

> If only Mom could find a circus freak-show she could sell me to;

My mother died of cancer at age 56 in 1995.  Who is rude and tactless?  
Consider us even for my comment about RD and your mother (even though you 
said she was saving herself for Pete).

> If I go off to Zanzibar to paint the local scenery;
> If I lose all my fingers in a mishap with machinery;
> If I survive to thirty one, which is somewhat problematical;
> If what I post was more mature, or slightly more grammatical;
> If I could learn to spell a bit, and maybe even punctuate;
> Would I still be the loathsome and objectionable punk you hate?

I am completely healthy in all respects, thank you.  Nothing wrong with my 
grammar or spelling, either, when I'm am paying attention to it.  After all, 
this is an internet message board not composition 1001.  If I miss a comma or 
commit a typo, I don't think it's a big deal.  You are the only one who is a 
big enough loser to care.

> 
> But while I have this tiresome urge to prance around and show my face,
> It simply isn't safe for normal people here in cyberspace.
> To stick me in Old Sparky and turn on the electricity,
> Would be a fitting punishment for my egocentricity.
> I always have the last word; so, with uttermost finality,
> That's all from me, the model of a Newsgroup personality.

Well, I hope the sane people on this list see who is the true lunatic here at 
IGTC.  AEB has lost total touch with reality and has now resorted to hoping 
for my death by electrocution.  I give anyone who knows me permission to kill 
me by any means necessary if I EVER write a poem about a person I do not know 
and post it on an internet message board.  AEB, therapy is absolutely 
essential.  Don't wait another minute.

kevin mc

"Can't we all just get along?"       -Rodney King  

(well, I guess not if AEB continues his baffling, psychotic behavior)