Re: ahhh the wonders of a moped

[ClOwNToKeR@aol.com]

a funny story about a moped :)


A hip young man goes out and buys a 1997 Ferrari GTO . It is the best 
and most expensive car available in the world, costing about $500,000. 
He takes it out for a spin and while stopping for a red light, an old 
man on a moped (both looking about 90 years old) pulls up next to him. 
The old man looks over the sleek, shiny surface of the car and asks, 
"What kind of car ya' got there, sonny?" 

The young man replies, "A 1997 Ferrari GTO. They cost about a half 
million dollars!" 

"That's a lot of money," says the old man, shocked. "Why does it cost so 
much?" 

"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the cool dude 
proudly. 

The moped driver asks, "Can I take a look inside?" 

"Sure," replies the owner. 

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Leaning 
back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all 
right!" 

Just then the light changes so the guy decides to show the old man what 
his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer 
reads 320 mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It 
seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and 
suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster! 
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?!" the young man 
asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot cooming toward him. 
Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it 
almost looked like the old man on the moped! "Couldn't be," thinks the 
guy."How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?!" Again, he sees a dot in his 
rear view mirror! Whooooosh Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his 
car, demolishing the rear end. 

The young man jumps out, and it IS the old man!!! Of course, the moped 
and the old man are hurting for certain. He runs up to the dying old man 
and says, "You're badly hurt! Is there anything I can do for you?" 

The old man moans and replies, "Yes, Unhook my suspenders from your 
side-view mirror!"