Re: HAHAHA...Funny Post For All To Read

[Bryan Billings <vwxcross@worldnet.att.net>]

Your a dam POET, keep going man!!!  I did the same thing a few weeks
ago.  I almost wanted him to win cause he looked like, if he lost he
would pull out the AKA-47, but he couldn't catch me.


Bryan Billings

Mark Klaus Radelow wrote:
> 
> Straight from the Honda-List.  I know it's not VW related but it's damn
> funny.
> 
> MArk Radelow
> 
> Subject:      Racing a Honda is like banging a fat chick
> From:         TheWhiteTornado@yahoo.com (White Tornado Jr. )
> Date:         1998/03/22
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> 
> It's 2:00am on the cruise strip, you've struck out all night long.
> You didn't even see a NOSed Camaro, rigged Mustang or bad
> ass tweaked Supra to run, let alone get one to take the bait for a
> run.
> 
> It's closing time, the lights are popping on and all you see are mini
> vans with baby seats driven by overweight, short hair burb women going
> to Sams club. This isn't good.
> 
> What is that I hear?  A leaf blower on crack? A fat women bending over
> fast in tight pants ripping every stitch?  That Taco Bell Mexi-Melt
> coming back to visit?  NO!  It's two little eraser heads in a slammed
> civic with an 18" GReddy exahust tip and 37lbs of stickers.
> 
> Oh YES the race is on!  With the fury of a single drunken but pissed
> off bumble bee he is revving his highly tuned worked over 1.6L DX
> engine.  He is hiding something, he is packing a 4hp horse shot of
> NOS.
> 
> The light turns green, his 75lb 4 inch pressure plate clutch bites in
> hard and a mighty chirp is heard from his left front wheel.  Of course
> you are pretending to race by giving it 1/6th throttle and redlining
> in first gear.  He redlines and shifts to second gear at 13.7mph,
> unleashes the fury contained in the blue bottle with another mighty
> chirp.  You are awstruck by the power required to chirp a single front
> 195 width tire.  Oh DIZZY with power is the stickerboy.
> 
> Then you floor it and pull away from stickerboy so fast that you
> loosen his windshield from it's mounts.   It wasn't satisfying, you
> feel a little guilty for picking on such an easy mark, you SURE don't
> want any of your friends to see you racing a Honda Civic, but you are
> still kind glad you did it.
> 
> Thanks Honda guys for being that easy fat chick at the end of the
> night when I can't find a real race.
> 
> WT!