Funniest Experience Ever

[Mark Klaus Radelow <rpc-prod@windrunner.com>]

Okay, most of you already know I am not one to drag race....I mean I
pretty much baby my car.  But hey...I got a new suspension, my car is
washed....new short shifter...etc. etc.   So I am driving home from a
friends house this evening going about 40-45mph on a city road when I go
by this late model Rustang convert. with the full on Saleen body kit and
roll bar...and a VERY loud deep exhaust...All of a sudden the mofo is by
me doing the typical gas on/gas off routine trying to get me to
drag....Well I just keep going and at the next light I stop and he pulls
up behind me.  I look in my rear view mirror (he is revving his motor to
all hell) and see him and his buddy putting on racing harnesses.  Okay
guys, I will be honest, I was scared shitless.  I honestly thought he
had a charger or nitrous or something and was going to fly into my rear
end...Well the light turns green and I just fucking launch the car
(3000rpm clutch release, NOT DROP, just release)...Little bit of
wheelspin and the car just screams off the line....Of course I hear his
piece of shit pushrod (maybe SOHC, I forget what the taillights looked
like...mainly cuz I never saw them...HAHAHAHAHA) plastic manifolded
piece of crap motor just screaming bloody murder behind me....So I am
thinking any moment he is going to come FLYING by me...Well guess
what...He was sitting about four car lengths behind me....So I
eventually hit 6k rpm and shift into 2nd....All of a sudden it's five
car lengths then six...I shift into third but have to get on the brakes
really hard because of a light...but I was definately pulling away.
Anyways, we pull up to the light and all I see are two chumps staring at
me bug eyed with jaws dropped.  All I could do was laugh......  I
actually laughed the whole way home....  Gotta love those Veedubs.

That's about it...

Mark "Racer Boy" Radelow