~ Signs You Suffer From "Road Rage" ~

["Chris Warren" <tofer@foxinternet.net>]

Thought you might enjoy this!

~ Signs You Suffer From "Road Rage" ~		
		
10) Driver's license exam question: "When passing on right always..." -
Your answer: "Shoot to Kill."			
9) State Farm refuses to insure a personal vehicle with gun turrets.
8) Someone cuts you off and the next thing you know, two members of your
carpool get killed in the crossfire.		
7) You've developed carpal tunnel syndrome in your middle finger.		
6) You mounted wipers on the inside to clear the spittle.		
5) Other commuters force you into a rest area and conduct a rush-hour
intervention.		
4) Left arm bigger than Popeye's from giving the finger and aiming the Uzi.

3) In traffic, that throbbing vein in your forehead gets big enough to honk
the horn on its own.			
2) You can't resist firing off a few practice shots whenever you pass a
Target store.		
1 )Two words: Feces slingshot.	


TOFER
tofer@foxinternet.net
'97 Jetta GT Black
Euroswitch & rear fog light