humor

["christopher n. collier" <collier@iglou.com>]

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a tad bit more humor

http://www.iinet.net.au/~axe/1/menandau.txt
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christopher n. collier
collier@iglou.com

SCCA Member
R254561
Region 017

97 VW Jetta GLX VR6
Digest Version of Mods Available Upon Request.......

In search/need of a 2.0L 16v engine for project car


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Men And Automobiles

   Man is like an automobile.  As it gets older, the differential starts
slipping, and the U-joints get worn, causing the drive shaft to go bad.  The
transmission won't go into high gear and sometimes has difficulty getting out of
low.  The cylinders get worn and lose compression, making it hard to climb the
slightest incline.
   When it is climbing, the tappets clatter and ping to the point where one
wonders if the old bus will make it to the top.  The carburetor gets fouled with
pollutants and other matter, making it hard to get started in the morning.
   It is hard to keep the radiator filled because of the leaking hose.  The
thermostat goes out, making it difficult to reach operating temperature.  The
headlights grow dim, and the battery need constant recharging.
   But if the body looks good, we can keep it washed and polished, giving the
impression it can compete with newer models and make one more trip down the
primrose lane before the head gasket blows.  Gentlemen, start your engines.


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