[Fwd: Humor]

[collier <collier@iglou.com>]

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From: "Burns, James B." <BurnsJB1@central.SSD.JHUAPL.edu>
Subject: Humor
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How about a quick break from the classing discussions for a little
humor?
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> The ABSOLUTE WORST things to say to a Police Officer
> 
>    
>   - Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged 
> in.
>   
>   - And that hooker I met at the AIDS clinic said you were a nice guy.
>   
>   - Hey, you must've been doin' about 125mph to keep up with me!  Good
> 
> job!
>   
>   - That uniform makes your ass look really big.
>   
>   - Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?
>   
>   - I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to
> be 
> a
> Police
>     Officer.
>   
>   - You don't happen to have any beer in your car?
>   
>    - "Bad Cop! No Donut!"
>   
>   - Your not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>   
>   - "Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence."
>     
>   - Did you happen to attend the "Barney Fife" Police Academy?
>   
>   - Didn't I see you get your ass kicked on Cops?
>   
>   - I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
>   
>   - Wow, You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriends
> nitestand
>   
>    - I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket
>   
>   - Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to
> work 
> at
>     McDonalds?
>   
>   - I pay your salary!
>   
>   - So, uh, you on the take, or what?
>   
>    - Gee,officer!  That's terrific.  The last officer only gave me a 
> warning,
> too!
>   
>   - "aren't you the guy from the village people"
>   
>   - Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay just so one of us does.
>   
>   - I was trying to keep up with traffic.  Yes I know there is no
> other 
> car
>     around,  that's how far they are ahead of me.
>   
>   - So, are you still crabby because your mamma didn't let you play
> with 
> your gun when you were little?
>   
>   - What do you mean have I been drinking? Your the trained
> specialist.
>   
>   - Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell 
> off my
>     lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing
> me 
> to speed out of control.
>   
>   - Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?
> 
> 


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