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Re: Limited Role Players



Michael wrote:



By the way, does anyone know whether Joe Gallagher's job description is
limited to sitting behind the Celtics' bench and staring into space with
a
glum expression on his face?  He seems to have mastered that task, so

perhaps they should give him some more responsibility.



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I think that's the extent of his job description. If he takes on any
more responsibility, they'll have to give him a raise. For example, if
they want him to work on an "interested expression" that's probably
another 100 grand a year. If they'll settle for "feigning interest" that
will only cost them 50 grand. They approached him about "amused
indifference" but that was already in Walter's contract. On the bright
side, he seems to be teaching the "glum" look well. Marcus Banks almost
has it mastered, although right now it's still coming across a little
more like "petulant." But Marcus has huge "glum" upside.



Mark