Re: Celtics games week of Nov 2-8, 2003

["Greg Odegaard" <grodeg@xxxxxxxxxx>]

Oh Shawn Shawn Shawn, when are you going to put down that foolish chip on
your shoulder and come over the Dogg Side? In the last few days and the
start of the beginning of the 2003/2004 season, otherwise known as the
Celtics 17th banner, I have seen Mr. and Mrs. Celtics Beagle for the
psychotic err wonderfully house trained gifts to this list. Sure my mean
spirited cynical side wanted to take your argument about the obvious stupid
tone this thing about the predictions list became, but since last weekend
discussions on the features and benefits of the various popular religions
practiced in the US, I made Snoop Dogg out to be one of the most genius
thinkers of this or any generation, or at least one of the top 50 on this
Celtics list. I mean where else can you get such deep thinking analysis on
all things Celtics, truly fine post game reports that once and for all
finally lived up to legendary and long long missed Bill Cooper, life lessons
on how to live your entire life under the FBI witness protection program,
especially in such a public forum as this list, and lastly get to read the
fine details of living with worms, fleas and Eggs and Lap Dogs that run B
and B's for the hoarded NE masses. The Snoopster Poopster last weekend
explained to us all what a Mormon, Christian and Catholic really are, when
up to that point I thought they were almost one in the same. Sure they all
go to church and give away their vacation moneys to a higher power or
Genealogy Center, but in reality bigotry and ignorance can come in more
forms than just the religious kind they can also come in the form of
cowardice, hatred and small person ego mania that can only exist in a
parallel universe like this list.  How else can a Dog of all things make up
lies and call you out on an email list when in reality he doesn't even have
the common decency or courage to come forward with his own name.  Courage
starts with being yourself and standing behind your opinions and beliefs,
yet on this list those principals are mocked heck they are thought of in the
worst way they are threatened with legal, bodily or worse list purgatory
harm. Did you take your whipping like a Man and call to apologize, we know
what you said on the list but no way that threatening post from the Dogg
ended there.

I thought I understood the meaning of life in Technicolor brilliance before
this last week, what with living the life of the average Python, but now my
life revolves around waiting for the pre and post game reports and whatever
selfless gift we can derive from that wonderful web site. I am both
speechless and mute to imagine how to get through any 24 hours without the
links we all need to the Jim Jones purple Kool-Aid water of life, and come
Tuesday night we will all get that final message from our Celtics Beagle
Snoop Dogg and maybe find out what the light was in that briefcase beside
the glow of a Royale with Cheese or where he got all those checks and had a
cement pond for Carl to boot, we will see what foolish things the ESPN
channel has been wasting their time with before and get a rare rare glimpse
of our list friend, and pray that he will bring the Old Wife err Dogg with
him, if she can give up the teat long enough to a wet dog and head off into
the night and nail the take the first time and still come back here and
satisfy our Doggy style needs too.

I am beat and parched so I must go prepare for my Sunday Sermon on all
things Alpo. We must believe folks in all things Beagle and the pending #17,
because in the end they are the same thing. Even Red will give up the props
due to the Dogg at the parade downtown late next June.

It is all good and hyper like any Beagle would be.

I used to be disgusted but now I try to be amused, and it works, it really
does, try it yourself Shawn and get over myself while you are at. Besides if
you are heading to the Big Apple the NYC you can look past the Snausage
houses and do what Mr. Cutlets does and goes for the Ruth Chris or Outback
on Broadway, besides when you are a Bigg Dogg you deserve the very best.
Maybe we can get the same guide for Cleveland or Providence sometime soon,
but remember Mr. Cutlets is very busy with his own website.

Thanks again and again and again and what was I saying anyway?
Greg


----- Original Message -----
From: "Shawn Niles" <shizzjr@xxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <grodeg@xxxxxxxxxx>; <Celtics@xxxxxxxx>; <snoopy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Saturday, November 01, 2003 8:30 PM
Subject: Re: Celtics games week of Nov 2-8, 2003


> Awww, c'mon Greg. I for one would never know when the C's played if the
mutt
> didn't post it on his website.
>
>
> >From: "Greg Odegaard" <grodeg@xxxxxxxxxx>
> >To: <Celtics@xxxxxxxx>,        "Snoopy the Celtics Beagle"
> ><snoopy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> >Subject: Re: Celtics games week of Nov 2-8, 2003
> >Date: Sat, 1 Nov 2003 09:44:06 -0800
> >
> >I initially thought to myself what the heck did this email have to do
with
> >anything, as I assumed even the most back woods (that maybe me by the
way)
> >Celtics fan who didn't get a newspaper, have a TV or access to the net (I
> >have all these in spades) would probably know who the Celtics played next
> >week or that they play the Blazers in Portland on February 21, but then
it
> >donned on me that our Snoop Dogg was probably a bit preoccupied with his
> >upcoming appearance on the acclaimed ESPN original programming show
> >Playmakers, a love hate behind the scenes peak at a lovable bunch of
modern
> >pro football players dealing with all the normal trials and tribulations
> >these pro athletes have to deal with in this under a microscope media
> >hungry
> >sports entertainment world we live in today.
> >
> >Hard to not sweat the small stuff when most people and dogs lives are
> >nothing but small stuff.  Try the Alpo in the can.
> >
> >What good fortune to have this opportunity and with the fake team being
> >from
> >Snoops home state of Florida, he doesn't have to travel far from Mrs.
Snoop
> >Dogg and the Dozen Doggets.  Remember Snoopy you are bringing home the
> >bacon
> >and probably frying it up in the pan, so don't let those evil TV
producers
> >take you too far from home and your computer for long, because at least
us
> >here on the list will miss all the good things you bring to our list
lives.
> >
> >Thanks and again I must now stop typing because I think I am going to
rust
> >from all the crying of joy and pride I at least have for our own list
> >Celtics Beagle the Grammy winning Snoop Dogg.  Hey can you sometime teach
> >us
> >all that trick where you can list between your own legs?  You can imagine
> >how intriguing that can be on a lonely and chilly weekend morning.
> >
> >Go Celtics and Snoopy the Celtics Beagle and Celtics List All-Star!!!!!
> >----- Original Message -----
> >From: "Snoopy the Celtics Beagle" <snoopy@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> >To: <Celtics@xxxxxxxx>; <Celticsstuffgroup@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
> >Sent: Friday, October 31, 2003 7:57 PM
> >Subject: Celtics games week of Nov 2-8, 2003
> >
> >
> > > Wed, Nov 5, @ Detroit Pistons, 7:30pm
> > > Fri, Nov 7, vs. New Jersey Nets, 7:30pm
> > >
> > > Snoopy the Celtics Beagle
> > > Please visit the <http://www.celticsbeagle.net/>Celtics Beagle Website
>
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