Why the world needs toilet paper

["Lance Jacobson" <lancejacob@xxxxxxxxx>]

Hey, Ray, my dad can beat up your dad.

Who needs this crap?



Way off there, Ray writes:

As the Blue Town Rounders sang in their famous hit of the early 1870's:
"F - R - I -D -A -Y Night.... Friday Night, so shall it be, when the
Hotter
Than J Lo's Ass - Dallas Mavericks take on the Smouldering Like a Naked
Carre Otis in  Wild Orchard -  Boston Celtics in a clash of NBA Titans
at the Fleece Center.

The Celtics have lost their last 18 contests to Dallas by an average of
47.5 points,
prompting five assistant coaches to committ suicide, but things could be
different
this time around, as the Mavs are missing versatile big man Raef
LaFrentz and Celtics
killer point guard Nick Van Exel. So defensive guru, Dick Harter's life
may be safe.

Harter meanwhile, will still have to keep his wits about him, as he must
devise a way
to defend the player the Celtics really wanted in the 1998 draft: Dirk
Nowitzki,
who has emerged into a taller, less passing Uber Bird. And there's no
one
on the current Celtics roster that matches up with him. So Harter's work
is cut
out for him, and then toss in the ebullient Steve Nash, a rejuvenated
Shawn Bradley
containing the low post, and the underrated Michael Finley. Things could
get
nasty.
Ray