Re: Bad Win? Paul sucks OK? Go Antoine, right?

["Greg Odegaard" <grodeg@xxxxxxxxxx>]

OH I forgot we play the new best team in the league on Friday.  Because it
is at home, we will surely lose, because per some list experts the Freak
Center is so terribly horrible, that the bad and terrible vibes will surely
make us fail, so bad and so hard.

How did our boys let big hands Todd Mc. grab 8 boards AND score 15 points.
15 freaking points from the new King of the White Stiffs. Where was our
defense, on early holiday?  Even a lame water boy can defend that boy to
less than 15 points.   And Van Horny had another what 5 rebounds, so the
flying White Stiff Burrito Brother lock down on a total of 13 boards. What
is going on back there anyway, for those who might have been in attendance?
It must have been like some kind of train wreck with a room full of rubber
neckers giving life support.  The Big Dig was a minor problem compared to
this wrath of this PT Barnum humanity, come a crying for attention.

Why aren't more people trying to console me?  Am I that hated that almost
all of you would rather see me drown myself in a Maalox Max Lemon Crhme and
Yukon Jak mixer nightmare weekend bender?  Thanks, just thanks allot people.
Just when we have won in 6 in a row, against 6 teams maybe worse off than
our team, making each and every win virtually immaterial and uninspiring.
Do you all forget so quickly those horrific opening losses to the Bulls and
the Washington MJ Jock Strap Merchants?  We lost at home to the sucky Bulls
way back in October and then by 13 or 40 some odd points on the road to the
Whizzers of all horrible sure to fail bad teams.  Is it because it was like
a whole couple of weeks ago, that all you ostrich types are now on some band
wagon half dozen win streak freak out?   Sure come Friday we will all come
crashing back to mother earth and then you all will be crawling back to the
ground zero-celtics list, asking Greg here to pass the Maalox Max. Well you
can just forget it you ingrates, I am saving the pitcher of Lemony Lizard
Yukon bites for my own damnself.  You can all just go and drink some Sam
Adams tranquilizers in your own shag covered basements, without me.  See if
I care, really.

OK friends, clearly I am at a loss to explain our team LVP Paul Pierce's 7
turnovers and 16 missed shots. Don't hate me because we suck. I can only
hope that the meds kick in soon or I am go to be a complete pain in the rear
at work tomorrow.

Thanks again for letting me 12 step this problem at least partially away,
Greg
----- Original Message -----
From: "Greg Odegaard" <grodeg@kalama.com>
To: <Celtics@igtc.com>
Sent: Wednesday, November 13, 2002 6:51 PM
Subject: Bad Win? Paul sucks OK? Go Antoine, right?


> Sure we won against one of our biggest rivals, but come on it is a hallow
> victory with PP playing so poorly, isn't it? Shooting 4-20 and having 7
TO's.
>
> I think I am going to kill myself. Won't someone talk me out of it?
>
> How can anyone stay a Celtics fan with that kind of performance? Oh the
> humanity of it all.
>
> Go Nets right, or maybe the Bulls???  I am so confused.
>
> Later, out,
> Greg