Re: And you thought the Celtics had problems

[Eggcentric@xxxxxxx]

< ESPN.com reports that Derek Anderson "was miffed that some Blazers 
players stole his Krispy Kreme doughnuts after Saturday's game. 
'What kind of teammate takes your doughnuts?" Must be a Kentucky 
thing.  > -Bogie

Bogie -  A Kentucky thing?  HAH!  How about a Kansas thing?  

If you ask me, this all reeks of Pierce conspiracy.  And he went to Kansas, 
right?  I know - If his one red shoe doesn't fit, you must acquit.  Like 
right, 
Bogie; nice try.  

But who cares?

The more I think about this, especially that one red shoe, the more 
I am convinced it IS a Pierce thing.  That selfish, ball-hogging, 
doughnut-stealing, fat ass, sniveling,  SOB doesn't shoot well, doesn't 
pass well, doesn't rebound, doesn't block shots, yet has the audacity 
to continue to pose as a statuesque matador on defense... except for 
the last two minutes of every fifth close game... against midgets.  

Anyone here with me on trading Paul's little red-shoed Kansas ass 
for two pairs of Mary Janes and fodder?    

According to REAL.GM, the salary parameters and cap conditions 
of the following trade reveal the perfect fit of an old shoe.  

Boston trades:  Paul Pierce. 
Boston receives:    Two pairs of Mary Janes plus Bonzi Wells.

Portland trades:    Two pairs of Mary Janes plus Bonzi Wells.
Portland receives:  Paul Pierce. 

Celt starting lineup post trade: 

PF - Walker
SF-  Williams
C-    Battie
SG - Mary J. 
PG - Delk