This Fucka Was Available

[Way Of The Ray <wayray@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Rather than waste their cap space on Rodent Rogers, the Celtics
should have done, what Indiana is apparently doing, and that's signing
the Gasol like Gregor Fucka (that's pronounced Foosha for all you
degenerates).

Fucka, who the Mark Twainish Bob Ryan has raved about, is apparently
signing with
Indiana for Walter McCarty like chump change of 3 years for $7 mil.

Helllooo Chris Worthless. Asleep at the switch again. Apparently so, as
the Slovenian Fucka is
7-1, can play all three front court positions, and as previously
mentioned, has a Gasol like
game.

Any ways, having Fucka in the NBA should be eye opening, in terms of
talent, and amusing,
in terms of name misprounciation, and newspaper headlines such as:

- He's A Happy Fucka

- One Lucky Fucka

And of course, his nickname will be "Mutha". Too bad it won't be for the
Celtics.
Cheap, big time front court talent is hard to find and the Pacers
deserve praise for finding it.
Ray