RED ALERT: CRAZY STUFF TODAY

[Way Of The Ray <wayray@ix.netcom.com>]

- The Nugget-a-loos according to Steve Bulpett in the Herald
have offered Van Diesel for Kenny Anderson. Bulpett says the
deal only makes sense if the Nickster waives the last two years of his
contract.

I say: do it, do it, do it. Van Exel is a tremendous upgrade over
Anderson,
head case or not.

- Ex-Net and former NBA All- Star Jayson Williams seeking a Darwin Award

nomination was twirling a loaded shotgun (I suspect alcohool was
involved), when the
gun accidently discharged (doesn't it always accidently discharge!) AND
KILLED HIS
LIMOUSINE DRIVER. Yeeeeikes.
Ray