Here's Some Questions To Ask Wallace

[Way Of The Ray <wayray@ix.netcom.com>]

What's it going to feel like to be replaced by The Man, when Gaston
comes to his senses and sells the team?

Why are the Celtics on a rinky-dink radio station and network, that
can't be heard twenty miles outside of Boston?

When exactly do you plan to have the team in the playoffs?

Why the back-asswards method of building a team?  Generally,
competent GMs try to build their club around a center and
point guard, unless they have an impact player at another
position, which sadly the Celtics don't have.

Does it disturb you that no one really cares about the Celtics,
except for a few yahoos, who predict the Celtics to finish fourth
in the East, and for Joe Johnson to win ROY?

Are you into empty seats?

Will anyone even notice the Celtics, if the Red Sox have a successful
post-season?

Do you kick yourself in the head for not drafting Zach Randolph?

Wouldn't it make sense to trade with Portland? Simply the team with
the greatest collection of power forwards in the NBA.

How much of a loose cannon is Leo Papile?

Give us a reason to feel optimistic about the Celtics'
future, when there are so many other clubs with better
long term futures?

Should Walker and Pierce both be paid the maximum, since
with a combined total of eight years of NBA experience, they've
produced zero playoff appearances?

Are you hesitant to trade Antoine Walker because he saved
your job?

Is Antoine Walker one of those guys that produces large
stats on a bad team?
Ray