Unedited joke I received over the weekend

["Michael Griffin" <mgriffin@rillc.com>]

An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers left, but there
were only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger, Bill Clinton said, "I am President of the United
States, and I have a great responsibility, being the leader of nearly 300
million people,and a superpower, etc.," so he takes the first parachute, and
jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger said, "I'm Antoine Walker, one the best NBA Basketball
players, and the Boston Celtics need me, so I can't afford to die," so he
takes the second parachute, and leaves the plane.

The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the President
of the United States, a soon to be New York Senator, and I am the smartest
woman in the world," so she takes the third parachute and exits the plane.

The fourth passenger, Pope John Paul the second, says to the fifth
passenger, a 10 year old boy scout, "I am old and frail and I don't have
many years left, so as a Christian gesture and good
deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you take the last parachute."

The Boy Scout said, "It's OK, Father, there's a parachute left for you. The
world's smartest woman took my backpack."