Re: HoopsTV mock draft

[Way Of The Ray <wayray@ix.netcom.com>]

Jamal Crawford going 28. That pretty much sums up the veracity of this
mock draft.
Ray


Thndrblt31@aol.com wrote:

> 2000 NBA Draft
>
> 1. New Jersey - Kenyon Martin - The Grand Kenyon’s the best baller in the
> pool and a sick fit opposite the Pale Rider.
>
> 2. Vancouver - Stromile Swift - Vancouver, have some of Stromile. This cat
> actually wants to play up north and said "I can't see myself going any lower
> than #2." Cool.
>
> 3. L.A. Clippers - Marcus Fizer - This dude is a load. Kinda like the Mailman
> with his game, including the scowl.
>
> 4. Chicago – Chris Mihm - Jerry Krause went to so many Texas games to drool
> at Mihm from the stands, he's basically his girlfriend.
>
> 5. Orlando (from Golden State) - Darius Miles - Flows and flushes in the open
> court. MJ sweats the self-proclaimed "King of East St. Louis." D-Miles might
> have the tightest tat we've ever seen - a panther coming over the skyline of
> East St. Louis wearing a crown that says "The King of East St. Louis."
>
> 6. Atlanta - DerMarr Johnson - The Hawks need a lot, so they can’t pass on
> this stick wit’ skills.
>
> 7. Chicago (from Washington) - Courtney Alexander – Teams 1 thru 6, take
> notice. Someday you’ll be sorry for sleepin’ on CA.
>
> 8. Cleveland - Joel Przybilla - Joel’s been gettin’ his lift on since he
> bolted from Minnesota. He's bigger and stronger and scouts like what they’ve
> seen from this raw defensive presence.
>
> 9. Houston – Mike Miller - Born and bred on the badass streets of South
> Dakota. Being taken more for what he could be than what he is. Mike, it
> wouldn't hurt to comb your hair once in a while though.
>
> 10. Orlando (from Denver) - Iakovos Tsakalidis - Michael Doleac, thanks for
> playing. The Russian invasion is on.
>
> 11. Boston - Olumide Oyedeji - "Hey, you're big. Can you block shots? Are you
> better than Tony Battie? Yes? Here's a Celtics jersey."  (LoL, good one)
>
> 12. Dallas - Jerome Moiso - France’s best import since Laetitia Casta somehow
> slips into lottery-land.
>
> 13. Orlando – DeShawn Stevenson - A sick young athlete in the Magic Crew.
> Finally, Corey Maggette has someone to go see PG-13 movies with.
>
> 14. Detroit - Keyon Dooling - The Pistons like his upside. Having a Grant
> Hill to pass to would make rookie life much easier, though wouldn't it?
>
> 15. Milwaukee – Etan Thomas - Etan, you shot-blocking no O center, meet
> Ervin, a shot-blocking no O center.
>
> 16. Sacramento - Morris Peterson - J Dub, get him the pill. Nick Anderson,
> you are now free to go far away.
>
> 17. Seattle - Quentin Richardson - Like we said before, MJ says Q can play,
> so that’s good enough for us.
>
> 18. L.A. Clippers - Speedy Claxton - Fast... faster... ludicrous speed.
>
> 19. Charlotte - Mamadou N’diaye - Mamadou, Mama-Don't. Have a good time with
> this one Charlotte.
>
> 20. Philadelphia - Chris Carrawell - Larry loves versatile players from
> winning programs. Hey that's great Chris, but can you get Allen to practice
> on time?
>
> 21. Toronto - Erick Barkley - Alvin Williams, thanks for playing. Canada
> needs a little NY grit.
>
> 22. New York - Mateen Cleaves - Everyone assumes he'll be better than Ward
> and Childs, but how many Heismans has Mateen ever won?
>
> 23. Utah (via Miami) - Desmond Mason - The Jazz wouldn’t even begin to know
> how to use an athlete like D-Mase.
>
> 24. Chicago (via SA) - Hidayet Turkoglu - The Turkish version of Predrag
> Stojakovic?
>
> 25. Phoenix - Donnell Harvey - Get out tha way, D’s pullin’ the board. And
> there’s nothin’ you can do about it.
>
> 26. Utah - Hanno Mottola - Hey, we liked this movie better the first time,
> when it was called "Scott Padgett.”
>
> 27. Indiana - Jamaal Magloire - Jamaal, can you suit up now? Indy needs your
> 6 fouls to use on the Diesel before it's too late.
>
> 28. Portland - Jamal Crawford - Portland burns a pick gambling on JC
> developing into a dominant big point guard.
>
> 29. L.A. Lakers - Justin Love - J-Love will be so much better pullin’ Js off
> the bench than Brian Shaw, it’s not even funny.