Free Agent Roulette; Brought to you by the NBA and Your Boston Celtics

[Gregory Odegaard <grodeg@kalama.com>]

After reviewing the FA list it is clear to me we need to go one of 2 routes:

1.  Sign Tim Duncan, Grant Hill, Tracy McGrady, Eddie Jones, Reggie Miller and Danny Fortson and start celebrating now. The hell with the  salary cap, so many teams work outside the cap anyway, let's get these studs on board before foes like the Magic do.  Are you with folks?
2.  Sign Ron Mercer, Chauncy Billups, Pervis Ellison, Doug Overton, Todd Fuller, Tony Massenburg, Brian Shaw, Sherman Douglas, Todd Day, Joe Kleine, Dee Brown, and John Thomas. You say, Hey aren't they all old Celtics, well of course they are, and as old Celtics shouldn't we be proud to bring them back into the family?  Well of course we should.  Again, all these signings might be tough under the salary cap and roster rules, but what do we care about rules, we only care about Celtic Pride and winning, and while we are at it let's arrange trades for Chris Mills and Rick Fox too, as well as talking Danny Ainge and Robert Parish out of retirment.  It will be a party in Beantown everyday of the year.

Don't like my plans, well I am shocked. Come up with one of your own. Play the game with your family and friends. It makes for a great holiday pastime. 

Free Agent roulette; I get all teary thinking of the excitement in the upcoming season; won't you join me?

Have a happy 4th folks, and for old times sake, why don't we cross the pond and kick a little British tail for good measure.  Later,
Greg