Popeye Jones career stats: 27.8 mpg, 8.9 RPG (3.6 ORB), 8.4 PPG. Gosh, you're right, Paul, this guy can't play. And considering that his career rebounding average would have put him at 15th in the NBA last season, I guess a lot of other guys can't play either, including Dale Davis, Tom Gugliotta and Alonzo Mourning (who all played more minutes).