Pretty hilarious post from the celtics newsgroup

[Shailendra Mishra <shailendra_mishra@yahoo.com>]

The Draft:


With the #1 pick Chicago selects:  Elton Brand

(HMMM, I guess his agent is David Falk )

With the #2 pick Vancouver selects:  Steve Francis

( For the first time in history a draft pick quoted as saying " I
should
have stayed in school" )

With the #3 pick Charlotte selects: Baron Davis

( After being selected Davis is quoted as saying " Phew, Thank God" )

With the #4 pick L.A. selects: Lamar Odom

( For the Second time in history a draft pick quoted as saying " I
should
have stayed in school" )

With the #5 pick Toronto selects: Jonathan Bender

( Bender is told by Stern not to put that cap on too tight )

With the #6 pick Minnesota Selects: Wally Szcerbiak

( Actually McHale thought Tom Gugliotta had re-entered the Draft )

With the #7 pick Washington selects: Richard Hamilton

( Oh well, at least he won a championship at Uconn )

With the #8 pick Cleveland selects: Andre Miller

( Five seconds after being selecting Miller, Wayne Embry is told that
they
have Brevin Knight, Embry responds: "Why didn't you tell me that 10
seconds
ago)( It is also being reported that Rick Pitino is reviewing the
classifieds )

With the #9 pick Phoenix selects: Shawn Marion

( It is being reported that Corey Maggette has been placed on a suicide
watch )

With the #10 pick Atlanta selects: Jason Terry

( He ain't no Mookie Blaylock  ; )    )

With the #11 pick Cleveland selects: Trajan Langdon

( Just to spite the Cleveland fans I suppose. )

With the #12 pick Toronto selects: Aleksander Radojevic

( He's the nephew of Slobodan Milosovic, brother of Stojko Vrankovic,
first
cousin of Vlade Divac, and second cousin of Dino Radja )

With the #13 pick Seattle selects: Corey Maggette

( Corey is taken off the suicide watch )

With the #14 pick Minnesota selects: William Avery

( Terrell Brandon starts packing his bags, Actually Mchale mistook
Avery for
Stephon Marbury  )

With the #15 pick New York selects: Frederic Weis

( I break out laughing )

With the #16 pick Chicago selects: Ron Artest

( Is Krause this smart, or is everyone else that stupid )

With the #17 pick Atlanta selects: Cal Bowdler

( The low point of the Draft has been reached. The low point is when
the 2nd
white american player is picked, though some argue it's when the 1st is
selected. )

With the #18 pick Denver selects: James Posey

( I start dozing off )

With the #19 pick Utah selects: Quincy Lewis

(zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

With the #20 pick Atlanta selects: Dion Glover

(zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)


With the #21 pick Golden State selects: Jeff Foster

( Pssst, this isn't the CBA draft )

With the #22 pick Houston selects: Kenny Thomas

( Somebody had to take him )

With the #23 pick L.A selects: DeVean George

( Huh, what , who ? )

With the #24 pick Utah selects: Andrei Kirilenko

( Was Jerry Krause just named GM of the Jazz ? )

With the #25 pick Miami selects: Tim James

( This actually the low point of a draft, when a team selects a player
because he's a local kid )

With the #26 pick Indiana selects: Vonteego Cummings

(zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

With the #27 pick Atlanta selects: JuMaine Jones

( Personnel find Jones attempting to slit his wrists )

With the #28 pick Utah selects: Scott Padgett

( Utah trying to make sure it has the most white players )

With the #29 pick San Antonio selects: Leon Smith

( They just won the Championship, I'll leave them alone )




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