Company stats

["Cecil Wright" <cecil@hfx.eastlink.ca>]

Now stop shi**ing on Canada before I get dirty :-)  I borrowed this from my
Pats list.

Cecil

> >Subject:    company statistics
> > >
> > > Can you imagine working at the following Company?  It has a little
> > > over
> > > > 500 employees with the following statistics:
> > > >
> > > >     *29 have been accused of spousal abuse
> > > >     *7 have been arrested for fraud
> > > >     *19 have been accused of writing bad checks
> > > >     *117 have bankrupted at least two businesses
> > > >     *3 have been arrested for assault
> > > >     *71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
> > > >     *14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
> > > >     *8 have been arrested for shoplifting
> > > >     *21 are current defendants in lawsuits
> > > >     *In 1998 alone, 84 were stopped for drunk driving
> > > >
> > > > Can you guess which organization this is?  Give up?
> > > >
> > > > It's the 535 members of your United States Congress. (current
> > > session)  The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon
> >hundreds of new laws designed to keep the rest of us in line.
> > > > Have a nice day!  */
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