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Dan Shaunessy Reminisces About What He Misses About The Celtics & NBA
[Boston Globe Online / Sports]
Missed moments are making me a basket case
By Dan Shaughnessy, Globe Columnist, 11/22/98
The NBA lockout is lurching toward December.
Washington Wizards owner Abe Pollin says the
lords of the game are ready to ''gut the season.''
If the Celtics were into their schedule, they'd be
playing host to the Vancouver Grizzlies tonight, probably
carrying a 4-5 record into the game.
I don't know about you, but I miss the NBA. I miss the
Celtics
I miss ...
* Wondering what outfit Pervis Ellison will be wearing
when he sits at the end of the bench in street clothes.
Not since bowser Alaa Abdelnaby stole Celtic money have
we had such sartorial splendor from the injured list.
* Rick Pitino lying and laughing ... laughing and lying.
* Jersey Red telling us about his latest phone call from
Mo Vaughn (it's sort of like Tim Johnson talking about
napalm in the morning back in 'Nam).
* The dulcet tones of Pufessor Cedric (''that's Doctor
Ebonics, to you, sir'') Maxwell describing yet another
Celtic loss on the radio. (Stop right there, you outraged
Cambridge/Brookline/Newton letter writers. It was our own
Howard Manly who dubbed Max ''Pufessor Ebonics'' on these
pages last year.)
* Thanksdad Gaston standing in his high-priced loge seat
and yelling at the officials.
* Red Auerbach sitting next to Thanksdad and pretending
to listen to the owner's opinions about basketball.
* Leo Papile doing the Steven Seagal thing and telling us
the stories behind the stories of NBA players he has
coached.
* The Ripoff Brothers parking lot, and the $20 I get to
put on my expense account.
* Tommy Heinsohn's tender take on the officiating.
* Antoine Walker's shot selection, his no-look defense,
and his Chris Canty celebration dances while the
opposition fast-breaks.
* Tommy Nunez and Hue Hollins.
* Freddie ''Tag'' Tenaglia performing the anthem.
* The nitwits of the Parquet Patrol.
* Nitwit fans mugging for the Jumbotron scoreboard.
* The insufferable Alan Dershowitz trying to look
important.
* Commissioner Bob Ryan, at courtside, insisting that
none of today's immature players could ever top the
selfishness of Elvin Hayes.
* Larry Bird coming to town with the Pacers.
* Danny Ainge coming to town with the Suns.
* Dave Cowens coming to town with the Hornets.
* Kevin McHale coming to town with the Timberwolves.
Think of what McHale would tell us about his new
governor, Jesse ''The Body'' Ventura.
* The brilliance and candor of Bob Cousy's TV analysis.
* Greg Minor's vigorous defense against his deadbeat dad
rap.
* Hideous halftime promotions.
* The parquet floor.
* Pitino taking over the upstairs at Fours after a big
win.
* The Crunch 'N' Munch Man.
* Kenny Anderson icing his knees.
* The empty seats in the opening minutes, and the closing
minutes.
* Bob Lobel doing the Mike Wallace thing on ''The Rick
Pitino Show.''
* Globe game stories by Michael Holley and Peter May.
* Ticket scalpers on Causeway Street when the Bulls,
Lakers, and Pacers come to town.
* Eddie Lacerte and Arnie Scheller healing the wounded.
* The ushers and security folk who've been working Celtic
games for a million years.
* Red getting extra satisfaction whenever the Celtics
beat the Knicks.
* Ron Mercer playing like a 10-year veteran - not bad for
a young man who looks like he could be older than Bobby
Murcer.
* M.L. Carr walking around, smiling, high-fiving
everybody, and promoting his latest book project.
* Francis O'Bryant attending to details in both
lockerrooms.
Red's cigar, in the locker room, after the game.
Dan Shaughnessy is a Globe columnist.
This story ran on page C02 of the Boston Globe on
11/22/98.
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